Happy No Feet

The worse toy on the face of the earth! Don't let his sunny disposition fool you, that penguin is a jerk. Every time it's pushed over it taunts you into beating it up with its "Whoaaaaa's" and "Whoo Hoo's!" Somehow it always makes its way back into the kitchen, right behind the fridge door. It's midnight, I'm looking for a last minute before bed snack and the door taps it every time. I don't need a penguin telling me to get out of the fridge. I kick it across the apartment into the family room and it hurts my foot every time. You think I would learn, but it's so much more satisfying to kick it than push it or throw it around.

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